what happens when something like this......



is made to fight against something like this:

.......well thats what happened at our school today.................monster got the holy shit beaten outta him by ghochu..........wuz crying the whole day......yes.....crying........thats sad coz hes in twelvth and all but tsk tsk........anyways......predeep was seen doing this lately.......!


....k.....

SUXXXX

EVer wondered why OUR school basketball team sucks ?????
well,that isnt anything new.........because our school baketball team has always sucked.......but still people find an irresistible urge to be in the team ........

shishya:swami,why all this urge to join the chinmaya basket ball team???what is going on???

swami:maybe there are reall good players on the team....that could be the reason...

shishya:like whom??maanav?ashwin thilakan?marwah?kandade?

swami:no not them.....they can dig a hole and bury themselves in it....worthless rascalc...now ill show you who the reall cause of all the attractions is....

shishya:who ??who is this phenomenal player who attracts the babes and honey bess to te basketball court??please give me his darshan!!!

swami:your wish hath been granted my shishya.....behold and be amazed!!!!
YAKSON KIDD



so friends....thats the story of the basketball teams latest spat with failure......hehehh joking of course......we all know that the yak rules!!!

My DIWALI WaS not sO good.......

WHY?.....because i was bloody sick.......had a sad fever that i caught from an ice cream in parrys.....what was i doin in parrys corner??i was goin to buy crackers for celebrating diwaLi..........wow....some diwali i had........anyway.....the others were all happy and bursting the DAMNED crackers while i sat at home and stayed sick...anyways my MoM decided to try making gulab jamuns for a change.....well the thing about the gulaab jamuns are....they tasted like crap...the outsides was done and inside it aws still .......undone(obv!).....but they looked like.....like........aha!-ROCK MONSTERS......thats what the damned things looked like.....they looked like mutated frogs you know..............so anyways i got arwin(friend of mine.....hes got a cam!) to take a few pics just to proove tha point ya know



that was the first specimen in my hand................all that remained of the dreaded monsters
they look like those jurassic park ka eggs where T-rex momma has all the eggs hidden in a small nest(bowl?)

and now...its crazy.......i actually posed with the bloody thing........!


damn you arwin!!!(he took the pic!)

the fact is though that i was increasingly getting addicted to the sickening taste and by the end of the day...."ma!this stuff tastes like kafka crap" changed to "hey not bad this is good ".......so eventually all of them were lost into my stomach........

thats all diWali was......
went to school after the next day and heard the princi go
"i am the soore you had happy the holidayses agdjually"... : )
That seemed to be the only interesting and funny thing this whole week...man im pathetic!!!

.....k.....

happy diwali

yes! a very happy DIWALi to all of ye out ther....

all the culture seems to ooze out today huh?
then just check these out!

.........
A young second generation Indian in the US, is explaining the
significance of Diwali to his younger brother. This is how he would go
about it::::::

So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and
people liked him. But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a
bitch, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he
was Ram, to some national forest or something... since he was going,
for like, something like more than 10 years or so. He decided to get
his wife and his bro. along...you know...so that they could all chill
out together. But DUDE, the forest was reeeeal scary shit...really
man...they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude,
Ram, kicked ass with darts and bows and arrows... so it was Fine. But
then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe
(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also
his bro., Lakshman, pissed... And you DON't piss this son-of-a-gun
cuz, he just kicks ass and like... all the gods were with him. So
anyways, you don't mess with gods. SO, Ram, and his bro. get an army
of monkeys... Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys...
just go along with me, ok... so, Ram, Laksh. And their monkeys whip
this gangsta's ass in his ownhood. Anyways, by this time, their time's
up in the forest...And anyways...it gets kinda boring, you know... no
TV or malls or shit like that. So, they decided to hitch a ride back
home...and when the people realize that our dude, his bro. And the
wife are back home... they thought, well, you know, at least they
deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in
those days...so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they,
like, decided to smoke and shit...and since they also had some lamps,
they lit the lamps also... so it was pretty cooool...you know with all
those fireworks...Really, they even had some local band play along
with the fireworks..And you know, what, dude, that was the very first,
no kidding..,that was the very first music-synchronised fireworks...
you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff,
you know. And, so dude, THAT was how, like, this festival started.

Cool! Diwali rocks......
........

another joke on our famous mahabhaarat....


In some remote village of India, one masterji is teaching
the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students.
He is at the 'krishnajanma' (birth of lord krishna)part of it.

Masterji: "Kamsa heard the Akashwani(heavenly voice) that his sister's
8th child is going to kill him. Kamsa furious then ordered
to put Vasudev and Devki behind the bars. When the first son is
born, Kamsa kills him by poisoning... second child is born and
Kamsa throws him off the mountain peak...third child is born..."

Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.
Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous and confused)

Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have
doubt in mahabharata then how come you have one?"

Ramu : Masterji, if Kamsa knew that Devaki's 8th
child was going to kill him, WHY THE HELL DID HE
PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL ?

Masterji fainted.........................


have a HAPPY DIWALI folks!!!

.....k......