may was good!

hArry pOTty or HAiry pOTTer?
"harry potter"........yep that seemed to be the latest craze this month.....everyone in school's got a book in their hands and they just ignore you and read the bloody book........i mean.......i was sending smoke signals out infront of ghosh when he was reading it and he didnt even care to look!
but i got him to look alright.....all i had to say was "ekta" and ta daa........there he is staring at me..........
hence...........I decided to humour my imagination(its getting pathetic, my imagination,yes)
and check it out for myself......it is pretty captivating ...not likke i dont read harry potter ive read all the books.........but as kanti ma'am would say.....how can we read harry potter when we have beautiful epics like mahabharatha?
the thing here is that you cant FORCE interest into a person.......so much for kanti......my blood pressure's rising already......!talk about a hindu hardliner and you see mrs kanti ramakrishnan.......staring at you.......and i bet shes already got a bindi on your head(boy or girl she doesnt care).............well you cant change some people.............dude....i get my math papers tomorrow.......uh oh...that means ........kachaack'........i bet im gonna lose my head.........see ya!

p.s.
theres a really funny harry poter comic i came across on the net....you can check it out at this link.........and remember 2 use da magnifier to zoom in......
the link is:
http://www.psychoteam.com/comic/HarryPotter.jpg

and for all those who have read the sixth book of harry potter you can visit this interesting site.....it deduces the seventh book completely!
www.dumbledoreisnotdead.com

ENJOY!

SURD JOKES!!

hey people ,
just thought you might enjoy a few surd(sadrdarji) jokes....

:)

How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence? Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.

What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes? The back of his head.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!: Jasbhir Singh).

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh (Jaswant Singh!!).

Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.

Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.

How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax? It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Sardar dial 911? They can not find the number “eleven” on the phone.

How do you get Sardar on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house.

"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?”

What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.

Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec", says the rep.
"Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up.

Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?" "Sure." "Give me a green one, please."

EMPLOYMENT..
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected" : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : “Yes!”

CROCODILE BOOTS..
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!"

A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." The sardar then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." The sardar says, "I'll take it!" The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a thermos flask." The boss then says, "What does it do?" He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? Because below 18 was not allowed.

A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"

Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed."
All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word.
Someone asked him why he wasn't happy. The surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"

Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before he again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

TO LOSE WEIGHT..
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34
kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home."

TRAIN TO LUDHIANA..
Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" "No," answers the Railway man. "Can I?" asks Gani Singh.

A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai?
Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror. Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid:
Chinese." "How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" " Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (its the barking sound) "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!"
"Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof." "Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street that has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes!". "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and
I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a *driver.*"

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!", the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ....what happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called back!"

FUNERAL OF A FAT MAN

HA HA ......call it sadism call it cheap attitude, call it typical X11/A attitude.......today was a day of triumph......for today was the day that we held ghosh's funeral.......wait till you hear the story ! we all no that ghosh had this soft corner for eku......but what we didnt know was that anisha,thilakan,bunny,and aki were messaging ghosh as ekta......and NEITHER did he! we got the better outta ghosh especially when he started asking if he was SWEET and if he could go to her house.....! ho ho ho....he almost started crying poor chap.......but life can be hurting and ghosh is the stupidest boob in the whole world......anisha even told ghosh thru sms that it was anisha and not ekta.....but ghosh just sed "hi anisha ...now give ekta her fone back".....what a sap! i tried to save the bugger by hinting him but he talks too much and gets on your nerves........ so i thought .... "today ghosh,you die" AND BOY DID HE DIE!!!!


oh and incase you were wondering how stupid ghosh is....heres the proof....managed to sneak an x ray ....!





anyways you guys must be wondering who the hell ekta really is.......well introducing....EKTA!!







actually im joking .....ekta is very cute.....like the guy in the comment sed and shes a good friend.......so dont throttle me next time you see me ekta!

SCREWING AROUND!

hey........thats me monkeying around.....also seen geetha and hrushita....actually i was holdin on to geethas leg to make sure i didnt fall off!
but still i always did wanna have a pet monkey..............hehhe...who sed we didnt evolve from monkeys....!



me and bharat tried to do the 3 monkeys shit.....where one closes his mouth,one the ears and the other the eyes....but we screwed it up coz the other monkey(hrushita......ow that wuddve hurt) fell off the tree...so we had to make do with two....how lame CAN we guys get!!i guess it was high altitude sickness......!!




we also saw other animals.....YAKS !!included


there were somany things that we hadnt seen before......like forest fires....!we later realised that these were NOT natural but MAN made fires.......woah!the locals pile up all the dried twigs and dung(theres a lot of it up there too) and set fire to it on a proposed day.....this way they can make sure that the fires are under control and theres no chance of a natural fire either!
now how smart is that?





then theres bharath lookin like a farmer.......


but how the hell can i forget the ordeal in the train? especially our return journey from delhi to good old chennai? but it was upto me and my melodious voice to make up for the borr!edom........heheh...yes .....but me singing godsmack and rasmus numbers was nothing compared to chinese whispers...!! that seemed to be equally fun...(this is the cunning way in which i trick the reader into beleiving that my singin was fun-it was.....for me that is.....) ho hum.....the chakkas come and the chakkas go....and then bk also did a fair bit of entertaining for us......he sang a few mantras and tantras taht he heard off some devotional casette and boy that kept us laughing for hours.............seemed like yak(oops) and sneha were gettin along prety well though.....hehe ....sneha did her fair partn of the entertainment too....what with us ragging her with "shohail schwazenegger".......thats mainly coz me and kutty(kutti!!) were raggin the living shit out of her.....but she didnt cry and so we all lived happily ever after...!deepika of course we dont gotta mention....she was with the telugu babus the whole time.....so the only time we spoke was probably when she had a bottle of fanta or something with he

thats nishant (his gujrati mum bra-its some kindofa snack helped
me and kunal survive the whole stay!),vinayak,sneha,PB,gokul,
.........and shohail..hehehe :)

hehe...this trip was so much fun......we didnt just sit and look at nature and become poetic enthusiasts.....we did a lotta other stuff too......like......PLAYING MAFIA..........heheh that is ONE addictive but mindblowing game!we also....ahem....MEDITATED as usual....and.....screwed around with bharat's digicam......!!.......look at what the guy caught in some ceap railway station.......obviously this guy doesnt know that theres a separate bogey for bulky stuff like this........but hey......he's a sardarji!!

Thats me in meditation mode........actually me and bharat were jobless to
the core after skipping breakfast so we tried our best to spoil his cybershot!
.........but sad news....ended up spoiling my image!
P.S.-thats not a pair of shades it happens to be my hair .........which was pretty
long i guess......considering i have a planet of the apes kinda bald hairstyle now!!

HERE ARE THY PICTURES!

yep.....this is the himalayas.......beautiful huh?we were all positively dumbstruck by these huge mountains........and boy were we inspired.....all that crap in the train was worth it....!!......yeah even our ordeal with the chakkas.........this place was ours for 3 days baby!!

what a great time!

Thats us.......12thers only.....on our way back from the most amazing camp of our lives!













Now more pictures of us in that camp in a few days ,courtesy:bharat and his cybershot!..