My DIWALI WaS not sO good.......

WHY?.....because i was bloody sick.......had a sad fever that i caught from an ice cream in parrys.....what was i doin in parrys corner??i was goin to buy crackers for celebrating diwaLi..........wow....some diwali i had........anyway.....the others were all happy and bursting the DAMNED crackers while i sat at home and stayed sick...anyways my MoM decided to try making gulab jamuns for a change.....well the thing about the gulaab jamuns are....they tasted like crap...the outsides was done and inside it aws still .......undone(obv!).....but they looked like.....like........aha!-ROCK MONSTERS......thats what the damned things looked like.....they looked like mutated frogs you know..............so anyways i got arwin(friend of mine.....hes got a cam!) to take a few pics just to proove tha point ya know



that was the first specimen in my hand................all that remained of the dreaded monsters
they look like those jurassic park ka eggs where T-rex momma has all the eggs hidden in a small nest(bowl?)

and now...its crazy.......i actually posed with the bloody thing........!


damn you arwin!!!(he took the pic!)

the fact is though that i was increasingly getting addicted to the sickening taste and by the end of the day...."ma!this stuff tastes like kafka crap" changed to "hey not bad this is good ".......so eventually all of them were lost into my stomach........

thats all diWali was......
went to school after the next day and heard the princi go
"i am the soore you had happy the holidayses agdjually"... : )
That seemed to be the only interesting and funny thing this whole week...man im pathetic!!!

.....k.....