I'M BACk
im back....and my keyboard seems to be melting in disgust....no really....
i think i have a new disease...its called techno phobia...because it folows the basic priciples of technlogy........
1)nothing can ever work perfectly....
2)if it does work perfectly.....then boom...and whaddya know .....it stopped working!
3)and then when the stuff dont work from the first.....
you usually dont care but you hvae to when you spent money on the crap...
4)error messages have become a part of your daily routine....
i can recall a number of incidents where you wanna do something and rely on technology and everything goes kaboom! like....when everyone in skul said...."download music...its fast ....easy....and fREE!! .....".
so okay i tried it out on my computer which seems to work like the lawn movers that wilma uses in "the flintstones" cartoon.....anyways...i tried to download a few songs ...it sez"downloading mp3s was never so easy...just one click and you can download the whole album..."
so i took the initiative and clicked......and......voila!.......
ALL THE FREAKIN INSTRUCTIONS TURN INTO CHINESE!!
i mean ...cant a guy just download decent music and live happily in life?this is where i think god cursed technology....how about the time when i try and send an sms...nope...i sit and search for the vaguest of alphabets on buttons the size of chiclets...finally i struggle and write a ****ing message......and then...i press cancel by mistake and
"beep beep...your message has been deleted"
not one game works on my computer either.....when i installed counter strike..the terrorists moved like they were the first early hand versions of robocop or something....
man...i have a stupid computer....i just hope it doesnt say"invaid source plugin"..."the computer has crashed"...or...."too much space in drive c:".... again coz if it does i gotta reboot and type this whole damn blog entry again...so i just hope this works and my computer doesnt melt by the time i finish writing this....just another minute my dear computer and you can crash howerver much you want...just dont explode like a cheap fire cracker now....please.......fzzzzzzzzz....#$@$#$@%$@*damn this machine...@#!$%*&#$#

1 Comments:
yo
nice stuffman. lemme intro meself.. i'm wyndsurfer... well, u might not get the piont (unless u'r an avid ragnarok guy) I was just surfin throgh some random blogs and bang.. i saw the comment bout your life being a jungle.. see ya around tommy
wyndsurfer
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